revamped, new logo, added links

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<h1>Social</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://blog.mediocregopher.com">Blog</a> is for WIP projects.</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/mediocre_gopher">Twitter</a> is for shitcoins.</li>
</ul>
<h1>Portfolios</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://github.com/mediocregopher">GitHub</a> is for code I've written.
<li><a href="https://opensea.io/mediocregopher?tab=created">OpenSea</a> is for art I've made.
<li><a href="https://bgpicciano.com">Resume</a> is for jobs I've had.
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<h1>Projects</h1>
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<li><a href="https://github.com/radix">radix</a> is for using redis with go.
<li><a href="https://dehub.dev">dehub</a> is for decentralized git projects.
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https://keybase.io/mediocregopher
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I hereby claim:
* I am an admin of https://mediocregopher.com
* I am mediocregopher (https://keybase.io/mediocregopher) on keybase.
* I have a public key ASCUO1SLTd3HrawLBrTG_gMZNsXN-BeKa4UZINwsW-SQtQo
To do so, I am signing this object:
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And finally, I am proving ownership of this host by posting or
appending to this document.
View my publicly-auditable identity here: https://keybase.io/mediocregopher