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<h1>Social</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://blog.mediocregopher.com">Blog</a> is for WIP projects.</li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/mediocre_gopher">Twitter</a> is for shitcoins.</li>
</ul>
<h1>Portfolios</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://github.com/mediocregopher">GitHub</a> is for code I've written.
<li><a href="https://opensea.io/mediocregopher?tab=created">OpenSea</a> is for art I've made.
<li><a href="https://bgpicciano.com">Resume</a> is for jobs I've had.
</ul>
<h1>Projects</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://github.com/radix">radix</a> is for using redis with go.
<li><a href="https://dehub.dev">dehub</a> is for decentralized git projects.
</ul>
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https://keybase.io/mediocregopher
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I hereby claim:
* I am an admin of https://mediocregopher.com
* I am mediocregopher (https://keybase.io/mediocregopher) on keybase.
* I have a public key ASCUO1SLTd3HrawLBrTG_gMZNsXN-BeKa4UZINwsW-SQtQo
To do so, I am signing this object:
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"uid": "c649b28ffab19586db2aa9ec756cce00",
"username": "mediocregopher"
},
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"hash": "1b0c726042474da337ba5e3d211b9e1693906895d73c1db110f130f0ae7220a75759c6bc892320636c4522b0e38a6542dd9b03e497514387a1542f74ce2b4287",
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"seqno": 5119716
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"hostname": "mediocregopher.com",
"protocol": "https:"
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"version": 2
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"version": "3.0.0"
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And finally, I am proving ownership of this host by posting or
appending to this document.
View my publicly-auditable identity here: https://keybase.io/mediocregopher