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<h1>mediocregopher</h1>
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This page acts as the hub of my web presence. Everything I do is linked to
from here.
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<h2>Social</h2>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://blog.mediocregopher.com">Mediocre Blog</a> is for updates to things I'm working on, and occasionally thoughts I have.</li>
<li><a href="https://bgpicciano.com">bgpicciano.com</a> is my cover site/resume.</li>
<li><a href="https://news.cryptic.io">Cryptic News</a> aggregates interesting blogs.</li>
</ul>
<h2>Dev</h2>
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<li><a href="https://github.com/mediocregopher">GitHub</a> is for open-source code I've written.</li>
<li><a href="https://github.com/mediocregopher/radix">radix</a> is for using redis with go.</li>
<!--<li><a href="https://dehub.dev">dehub</a> is for decentralized git projects.</li>-->
<li><a href="https://code.betamike.com/cryptic-io/cryptic-net">cryptic-net</a> implements the foundation of a community infrastucture.</li>
</ul>
<h2>Art</h2>
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<li><a href="https://opensea.io/mediocregopher?tab=created">OpenSea</a> lists some NFTs I've made.</li>
<li><a href="https://exchange.art/artists/mediocregopher/series">Exchange.art</a> lists others.</li>
</ul>
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<p>I'm not affiliated with these, but they're worth listing.</p>
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<li><a href="https://search.marginalia.nu/">Marginalia</a> reminds me of the old internet.</li>
<li><a href="https://indieweb.org/Micropub">Micropub</a> is a protocol I soon hope to add to my blog.</li>
<li><a href="https://drewdevault.com/2020/11/01/What-is-Gemini-anyway.html">Gemini</a> is another protocol I soon hope to add to my blog.</li>
<li><a href="https://www.nts.live/">NTS</a> is a great internet radio station.</li>
<li><a href="https://yamakan.place/palestine/#">Radio alHara</a> is another great internet radio station.</li>
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