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<title>Mediocre Gopher</title>
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<h1>Social</h1>
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<li><a href="https://blog.mediocregopher.com">Blog</a> is for WIP projects.</li>
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<li><a href="https://twitter.com/mediocre_gopher">Twitter</a> is for shitcoins.</li>
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</ul>
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<h1>Portfolios</h1>
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<li><a href="https://github.com/mediocregopher">GitHub</a> is for code I've written.
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<li><a href="https://opensea.io/mediocregopher?tab=created">OpenSea</a> is for art I've made.
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<li><a href="https://bgpicciano.com">Resume</a> is for jobs I've had.
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</ul>
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<h1>Projects</h1>
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<ul>
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<li><a href="https://github.com/mediocregopher/radix">radix</a> is for using redis with go.
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<li><a href="https://dehub.dev">dehub</a> is for decentralized git projects.
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function replaceAt(str, index, replacement) {
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const fuckItUpEls = document.querySelectorAll(".fuck-it-up");
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// right-pad the lines in each fuck-it-up
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fuckItUpEls.forEach((pre) => {
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function fuckItUpALot() {
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